Leaving this institute by SuhasReddy Yerrapureddy

To leave this institute

Means to leave my friends

People I’ve known for months

And others just this month

Some people I’ll never see again

Others I might not even hear ever again

But I’ll always cherish the memories

Good and bad

I’ll miss them

Good friend

And the bad ones

But I‘ll always remember

The time at this institute

Forever

With Love and Care

Who is Who by Suhas Reddy Yerrapureddy

Who Is Who?


A Project Manager is the one who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in 1 month.
An Onsite Coordinator is the one who thinks 1 woman can deliver 9 babies in 1 month.
A Developer is the one who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver 1 baby.
A Marketing Manager is the one who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
A Client is the one who does n’t know why he wants a baby.
A Tester is the one who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

TESTER-Enemy for a software company-by ROSELYN JD

TESTER  

 {ENEMY for a  Software COMPANY}

Testers consider a bug as their friend. Hence Testers become bug friendly.

Other than Testing Team, people consider the bug as their enemy.

Result: Causes the Tester as their enemies.

If any Software Tester identifies defect in the build product, then they file the bug in bug tracking tool.

Bug Count Increases

Result: Testers become enemy for the Developers.

Testers have the power to Stop/Postpone Production Release.

Hence at that situation, Testers will become a major enemy for everyone not only from the development team.

Infact, software development is a complex activity that requires a group of individuals working effectively as a team.

How to be a good tester?

It is the first question that every tester has. How to be a good tester? Apart from the technical knowledge, testing skills, tester should have some personal level skills which will help them to build a good rapport in the testing team.

Be honest and Responsive:

Tell developers what are  your plans to attack their application.

Be open and available:

If any dev ask you to have a look at the application developed by him before the release, then politely give feedback on it and report any extra efforts needed. Don’t log the bug’s for these notes.

Let them review your tests:

If you have designed or wrote some test cases from the requirement specifications then just show them those test cases. Let them know your stuff as you are going to critic on developers work!

Don’t take it personally:

Do the job of messenger. You could be a close target always. So build a thick skin!

Be prepared:

Be prepared for everything, worst  things might not happened  till now, but  they  can  happen  at   any moment in your career. So be ready to face them.

 When a virtually flawless application is delivered to a customer, no one says how well tested it was. Development teams will always get the credit. However, if it is delivered with bugs, everyone will wonder who tested it! - - Dave Whalen

Developer Vs Tester

DEVELOPER

VS

TESTER

DECIDE WHO IS TESTER   & WHO IS DEVELOPER?????

      BY :VISHAL YEMULA

Developers Vs Testers

Developers Vs Testers by suhasreddy Yerrappureddy

Developer says:

 “We are the future”

Tester says:

 “Future starts with us”

Here

Customer (Tester)

Salesmen (Developer)

                             (This conversation is to illustrate how the testers and developers are)

Customer: Hey, boy, there is defect in this trouser which i purchased a day back. There is a cross stitching at bottom of the trouser.

Salesmen: How can that be defect? No one will notify that there is a cross stitching (Not proper) in your trouser. Anyway, return it and take a new one after two days.

After 2 days,

Salesmen: Here is your new one, take it.

After another 2 days,

Customer: I found the same defect in this trouser also, but my friend who bought in factory outlet does not have any defect.

Salesmen: Bring your friend trouser sir, we can verify it here.

After another 2 days,

Every Tester is a CID Agent by Vinay Nasani

First, let’s see how Software Testing is defined. Software Testing is the process consisting of all life cycle activities; static and dynamic, concerned with planning, preparation and evaluation of software products and related work products to determine that they satisfy specified requirements, to demonstrate that they are fit for purpose and to detect defects."

In general, testing refers to verifying or checking or examining the Object or event or anything with respect to their specifications or requirements or needs. For example, If you want to buy a used car, the main things you look for are if it’s the best available used car within your needs or specifications consisting Engine condition, The total number of kilometers it has covered, Wheel balancing, Price within the budget, Mileage, Comfort, Color, Fuel to be used, Power steering facility, etc.

Now, Let’s see what CID agents does : They investigate the circumstances and facts surrounding each case to determine what findings the evidence supports in a thorough and professional manner with sensitivity toward the needs of victims and witnesses.

I'm Bug (A Technical Poem)

I'm Bug

               (This is a technical poem) 

I soar through the software as I shoot defects.
When people see me, they say there goes Bug.
A few years ago I was free.
After testers came, I became very exile.
 

My nerve -tingles and I can sense danger.
When I brought in testers, I was full of anger.
I have great strength and I can fight them back.
When I battle testers, I defeat them all.

I fight many testing people and with their companies too.
It's what we Bugs have sworn to do.
Because of my contribution, the testers have work to do.
Testers constantly try to defeat me but they never win.

                                                                                                                                                                        BY
                                              Y.Sai Suhas Reddy