Developers Vs Testers

Developers Vs Testers by suhasreddy Yerrappureddy

Developer says:

 “We are the future”

Tester says:

 “Future starts with us”

Here

Customer (Tester)

Salesmen (Developer)

                             (This conversation is to illustrate how the testers and developers are)

Customer: Hey, boy, there is defect in this trouser which i purchased a day back. There is a cross stitching at bottom of the trouser.

Salesmen: How can that be defect? No one will notify that there is a cross stitching (Not proper) in your trouser. Anyway, return it and take a new one after two days.

After 2 days,

Salesmen: Here is your new one, take it.

After another 2 days,

Customer: I found the same defect in this trouser also, but my friend who bought in factory outlet does not have any defect.

Salesmen: Bring your friend trouser sir, we can verify it here.

After another 2 days,

Salesmen: Yes, sir.

Customer: This is the trouser which my friend bought in factory outlet.

Salesmen: Can I take a look sir,

Customer: Yes, you can.

Salesmen: After some time, sir the one you bought is WRANGLER and this is TOMMY how you can compare these two.

Salesmen: Don’t you have any work other this; it’s not a defect “sir”. It’s the way that company used to stitch trousers.

After 3 days,

Customer: It’s my duty making sure everything looks fine as I have spent lot of money; there is a slight stitching variation than before one.

Salesmen:  (Lost his patience) not defect sir GETS LOST. What can we do for that defect? These trousers are stitched in such a way not to resemble each other

Please don’t come again.

After 2 days later,

Customer:  I want a replacement to this one.

Salesmen: What?? Why? What more stupid reasons do you have?

Customer:  Feeling itchy when i wear this trouser. So, I bring it back.

Salesmen: Take bath daily or else consult a doctor.

Customer: What????????????????????

Result- -------------------------------------------------------

Customer gets shocked and in dilemma state